{"id":119,"date":"2015-09-10T19:39:21","date_gmt":"2015-09-10T19:39:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.copperandcoal.com\/?p=119"},"modified":"2015-09-10T19:39:21","modified_gmt":"2015-09-10T19:39:21","slug":"pickled-grapes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.copperandcoal.com\/?p=119","title":{"rendered":"pickled grapes."},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"p1\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.copperandcoal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/IMG_2006.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-126 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.copperandcoal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/IMG_2006-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.copperandcoal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/IMG_2006-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.copperandcoal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/IMG_2006-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.copperandcoal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/IMG_2006-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.copperandcoal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/IMG_2006-624x624.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">I am so dramatic<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">I<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">almost left my engagement ring<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">on the counter<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">for you to find<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">once I had driven off<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">but instead I sank<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">onto the cool tile floor<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">and stared at the droplet<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">of chocolate<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">on the broken dishwasher<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">for a long time<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">and then<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">I cut some grapes in half<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">and covered them with vinegar<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">and sugar<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">and black pepper<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">and vanilla.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am so dramatic I almost left my engagement ring on the counter for you to find once I had driven off but instead I sank onto the cool tile floor and stared at the droplet of chocolate on the broken dishwasher for a long time and then I cut some grapes in half and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bullshit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.copperandcoal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.copperandcoal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.copperandcoal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.copperandcoal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.copperandcoal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=119"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.copperandcoal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":128,"href":"https:\/\/www.copperandcoal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119\/revisions\/128"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.copperandcoal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.copperandcoal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.copperandcoal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}